Teach Me Hearts.

I think this picture speaks for itself. I'm on my way to bowling and this is my bowling game face.

In the picture, I'm listening to Thomas Cunningham's, "Swell," which I hope you all have downloaded at this point.

I should know more card games. I'm willing to learn if you're eager to teach. When I'm in a nursing home, I plan on playing cards all day for money. I will also ask to be called Marjorie, my given name.

Project Runway tonight. One year's worth of tuition says Michael Knight takes it all.