Call it H Ween if you nasty

Ryan is the dead hooker to my truck driver. It was really obscene, realistic, awesome, and unique. I tied rope around his wrists and ankles and smeared fake blood all over his face and neck. The bruises look real but they're in fact Estee Lauder. He covered his head with glitter hair spray (indoors! we were almost asphyxiated) and I drew on a mustache and beard with brown eye liner. The condom I stapled to the back of his shirt was especially classy. As you can see, the purple soft ball shorts fit like a glove. I'm giving Meredith the jacket. She fell in love with it. I'm not sure why. In Grinnell, you celebrate Halloween the Saturday before the event. The most popular costume this year was easily "Flava Flav." Dead Crocodile Hunter, Steve Irwin was the second most common/distasteful. Actually, Adam dressed up as a blind man. That was really offensive.

Our pumpkins turned out really well too. I carved a vagina and a scary face and Ryan carved a penis and a scary face (not pictured.) I've had several people come up to me asking if that's actually what my vagina looks like. It was really hard to work all the layers in- it's not a good "stand alone" piece but with the other pumpkin, it makes perfect sense.